The Woman’s Prayer
So far everything has gone well today.
I have been patient. I have been thoughtful of others. I have put others first. I have not gossiped, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self indulgent. I have not lost my temper, or even been brusque. I have not whined, complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.
However, Lord, in just a few minutes I’ll be getting out of bed and I am going to need all the help I can get!
The Man’s Prayer
I’m a man . . . but I can change . . . if I have to . . . I guess.
~From the Red Green Show, on PBS
God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.