The Big 10 (Minnesota version)

26 Feb

A friend sent me the Minnesota version of the 10 Commandments.

  1. Der’s only one God, ya know.
  2. Don’t make that fish on your mantle an idol.
  3. Cussin ain’t Minnesota nice.
  4. Go to church even when you’re up nort.
  5. Honor your folks.
  6. Don’t kill. Catch and release.
  7. There’s only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin.
  8. If it ain’t your lutefisk, don’t take it.
  9. Don’t be braggin bout how much snow ya shoveled.
  10. Keep your mind off your neighbor’s hotdish.

There’s gotta be a Ballard version of this somewhere in Seattle.

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Posted by on February 26, 2010 in Fun


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