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Tired of winter?

11 Feb

You know New Englanders are tired of winter when the town of Merrimack, NH issued an arrest warrant for Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog who predicted six more weeks of winter.

“We know we are a day early, however we here at Merrimack Police felt compelled to let the public know that there is a warrant for Punxsutawney Phil! We have received several complaints from the public that this little varmint is held up in a hole, warm and toasty. He told several people that Winter would last 6 more weeks, however he failed to disclose that it would consist of mountains of snow! If you see him, do not approach him as he is armed and dangerous. Call Merrimack Police, we will certainly take him into custody!”

If I wasn’t so busy shoveling snow, I’d stop to laugh. 😉

 
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Posted by on February 11, 2015 in Fun, News stories

 

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