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12 Reasons Why a Pastor Quit Attending Sports Events

12 Aug

A friend (retired pastor) posted this on Facebook. I got a chuckle out of it. 🙂 Thanks, Jarol.

  1. The coach never came to visit me.
  2. Every time I went, they asked me for money.
  3. The people sitting in my row didn’t seem very friendly.
  4. The seats were very hard.
  5. The referees made a decision I didn’t agree with.
  6. I was sitting with hypocrites—they only came to see what others were wearing!
  7. Some games went into overtime and I was late getting home.
  8. The band played some songs I had never heard before.
  9. The games are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands.
  10. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.
  11. Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches, anyway.
  12. I don’t want to take my children because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.
 
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Posted by on August 12, 2015 in Fun, Sports

 

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